Off to see the world, while microblogging about Sherlock, Supernatural, and Disney, with appearances by my selfies, ace with a desire to make the world a better place

biochemistry major

Attractive things are tagged 'stop that'

Cute things are tagged 'aw aw aw'

 

importantbirds:

Tea hour for birb the SOPHISTICATED classing birb

TWINKLES TWINGLES SMALLER BRIP

GIVE A TEA FOR TAKE A SIP

UP A TOPS THE TABLE TOP

LIKE A BRIP INSID OF CUP

importantbirds:

Tea hour for birb the SOPHISTICATED classing birb

TWINKLES TWINGLES SMALLER BRIP GIVE A TEA FOR TAKE A SIP UP A TOPS THE TABLE TOP LIKE A BRIP INSID OF CUP
thetwelfthpanda:

More metamorphagus Sherlock. He just goes haywire around John, like thank you hair, scream it to the heavens that you’re into this boy.

thetwelfthpanda:

More metamorphagus Sherlock. He just goes haywire around John, like thank you hair, scream it to the heavens that you’re into this boy.

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

(Source: iampietromaximoff)


If you have what you say you have, I’ll make you rich. If you don’t, I’ll make you into shoes.

If you have what you say you have, I’ll make you rich. If you don’t, I’ll make you into shoes.

(Source: defrockedsherlock)

woahiero:

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

aconissa:

imagine john doing something that startles a laugh out of sherlock. sherlock just completely letting his guard down and giggling in spite of himself, too surprised to even try to act disinterested.